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August 2012

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spiffings:

EVERYTHIGN’S MAKING ME MAD ADN I HAVE NO. OUTLET. RIGHT NOW

I’LL BE THE REASON FOR YOUR PAIN

AND YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME


YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME

YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME

Aug 31, 20121 note
This is my blog.: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system... → ill-never-let-go-jack.tumblr.com

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

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And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

Aug 30, 2012239,291 notes
Aug 30, 20124,001 notes
#Unappreciated commentary #IDGAF

500daysofmoose:

my roommate stands behind me and watches me on tumblr

and picks up my phone and reads my texts

and is constantly talking about how screwed up her life is

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Um, wow, have you smacked a bitch yet tried talking to her about it?

Aug 30, 20124 notes

500daysofmoose:

OH MY FUCKING CHUCK

SOMEONE REBLOGGED MY DESTIEL AUDIO POST

REMOVED THE FIC

AND KEPT THE SONG

that pisses me off like you wouldn’t believe

holy fuck i’m so mad

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People are assholes. *Patpats.*

Aug 29, 20126 notes

aishaneko:

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cirvihi replied to your post: GUESS WHO JUST HAD ANOTHER FIRE ALARM THING GO OFF…

Woah, woah, wait, hold the phone. Are you saying that someone was microwaving/heating-over-a-range Mac’N Cheese WITHOUT THE WATER? How. How did these people make it to college?

TWICE.

TWICE THEY DID IT.

TWICE.

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Aug 29, 201223 notes
Aug 29, 2012159 notes
#Misha Collins #Mark Pellegrino #Lucifer #Castiel #Supernatural #I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS EXACTLY
Aug 29, 201233,496 notes
#Sherlock #Doctor Who #Supernatural #The Avengers #The Hunger Games #The Fandom Games #THIS IS A DISASTER!
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Aug 29, 20127,822 notes
#Old Spice #Terry Crews #Music #Humor
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Aug 29, 201231,765 notes
#Magic The Gathering #Card Game #Rage #Table Flip
Aug 27, 201235 notes
#Sexuality #Perception Vs Reality

500daysofmoose:

cirvihi:

500daysofmoose:

gettin’ real tired of this fucking spanish homework

I’m currently re-doing my Survey of Calculus notes so that they’re legible…THEN I shall tackle the homework.

I love there’s a pseudo-support group on tumblr for disgruntled college students.

IT’S RIDICULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ugh

i just wish college would go away

I’ve never taken Spanish, but I did take 4 years of French in highschool.

So yeah. I feel you.

And college is great!…When, you know, you don’t have to worry about other things. Like a job. And a social life. And budgeting. And keeping your living area clean. And everything.

Aug 27, 20125 notes

500daysofmoose:

gettin’ real tired of this fucking spanish homework

I’m currently re-doing my Survey of Calculus notes so that they’re legible…THEN I shall tackle the homework.

I love there’s a pseudo-support group on tumblr for disgruntled college students.

Aug 27, 20125 notes

trickyarchangel:

I legit think I have the quietest followers on Tumblr. 

Don’t get me wrong, I love each and every one of you.

But can’t I get a little love? Those anons have me down. T_T

Dude, check your inbox.

I like, legit sent you something a few minutes ago.

O3O

Aug 27, 20123 notes

deceiver-of-fools:

cirvihi replied to your post: .

(Loki’s going to need one hell of an exorcism or something of the like.)

I shudder to think of what might happen to the priest that attempts it. XD

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Something close to that I’d imagine.

Poor bastard.

Aug 27, 20123 notes
Listen

teaandchess:

askdemonmeg:

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[song]

I can picture this too well in my head.

This makes me so unbelievably happy.

Aug 25, 201281 notes
#Megstiel #Meg #Castiel #Adventure Time #Supernatural
Aug 25, 2012731 notes
#Advice #Help Blog #Depression #Anxiety #Hate #Avengers #Avengers-themed help blog
So I started singing B.Y.O.B. by System of a Down-

and my cat starts to fucking purr and precedes to crawl into lap.

I have now made my way through B.Y.O.B., Hypnotize, Violent Pornography, Chop Suey, and I am currently singing Aerials.

She’s falling asleep in lap, still purring.

My cat has great taste in music. 

My cat is fucking fantastic.

Aug 25, 20128 notes
#System of a Down #Cat #Music #Music Taste

500daysofmoose:

jennnythunder:

what if you woke up and your feet were bright pink dildos

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Sh, it’s okay. Just step away from the keyboard and go to sleep.

Aug 25, 20129 notes
#WHAT?

ask-mistertrickster:

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Thanks, sweetie. I can’t see why any of those other sacks would be your favourite, anyway. And to answer your question..

I’d have to say that the Playboy Mansion, Spearmint Rhino, and the Big Top Candy Shop are my favourite places. 

Oh my goodness, this has made my night!

Aug 25, 20125 notes
#ask-mistertrickster #Gabriel #Supernatural #AND HOLY FUCK THAT CANDY SHOP
for some reason your response on my megstiel didn't want to show up so i only just now got to it so askdljfhaskjdfasjdhg i kinda love you ok

Heehee, that’s okay, my interface has been really picky with showing reblogs and stuff too. And:

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All of the love, and all of the Megstiel feels. ALL OF THEM.

Aug 24, 2012

trickyarchangel:

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cirvihi started following you

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We are gonna have so much fun.

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Aug 24, 20122 notes
i am occaisionally in drawers: the worst thing ever is that if this new romeo and juliet movie is bad... → spiffings.tumblr.com

spiffings:

the worst thing ever is that if this new romeo and juliet movie is bad i have to endure:

  • people who love it
  • teenagers who love it
  • merchandising
  • people refusing to watch other versions of it
  • people watching other versions of it and saying that the new one was better just because it’s the only…

“13 year old couples saying they’re just like romeo and juliet”

“13 year old couples saying they’re just like romeo and juliet”

“13 year old couples saying they’re just like romeo and juliet”

Aug 24, 20122 notes
#Romeo and Juliet #HAHAHAHAHA #THAT'S RICH GUYS

manfiction:

fuck the homestuck fandom o my god

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Aug 23, 201218 notes
Aug 23, 2012135 notes
#Gabriel #Lucifer #Supernatural #Hammer of the Gods #FEELINGS
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Aug 22, 2012121 notes
#Richard Speight Jr. #Gabriel #Supernatural #Singing #YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING
Aug 22, 201211,572 notes
#Venom #Symbiote #Spiderman #Cosplay
Aug 22, 2012343 notes
#Mercutio #MERC WHY?!

spiffings:

it’s reaching that time of night where we mix romeo and juliet screencaps with comic sans and i post it on here for the sake of my own entertainment

who knows what we might find tonight

blacklist tag #r+j liveblogging

thank u

SO IT BEGINS.

Aug 21, 20123 notes
Really now, Loki?

deceiver-of-fools:

cirvihi:

Honestly, if you wanted me to talk to you so bad, all you had to do was ask in the first place. There’s no need to be shy, really, especially when you are oh so very interestedin what I have to say.

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It thinks its worthy, how cute. 

Aww, showing your superiority complex already Loki? How uncharacteristically early into a conversation this is. 

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Don’t worry, I’m here for you hon. If you need to hug it out, you need only to ask.

Aug 20, 20122 notes
#Cyanide Kisses #BRING IT
Really now, Loki?

Honestly, if you wanted me to talk to you so bad, all you had to do was ask in the first place. There’s no need to be shy, really, especially when you are oh so very interestedin what I have to say.

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Aug 20, 20122 notes
#Cyanide Kisses #((NO FEAR)) #((Cirvihi feels like messing with a God)) #((But if this shit gets annoying don't hesitate to tell me to cut it out.)) #((I know you usually prefer messages for rps)) #((But does this even count as Rping on my part?)) #((IDK))
Conservatives will have you believe they're upset with Todd Akin for his "legitimate rape" remarks. Nope. They're upset because it might cost the GOP a Senate seat. → nytimes.com

…or because they are upset with Todd Akin for his “legitimate rape” remarks.

This Liberal Democrat urges everyone to remember that saying all people in a party conform to a certain belief is probably not a reasonable thing to do. Even within a party, people have differing opinions, and it’s not really fair to consider that to be false just because you don’t agree with their party.

Not all Conservatives are douche-nozzles.

Not all Liberals are rational.

Please keep that in mind, and have a nice day!

Aug 20, 2012248 notes
#Todd Akin #Politics #Opinion #Conservatives #Liberals

dreamingstarkly:

OK DONE WITH MEGSTIEL POSTS

BUT

THERE’S SOME GOODUNS

D:

AM I KICKED OUT OF THE DESTIEL CLUB YET?

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Behold, for I hold the solution to your problem!

3 ways fix everything.

(I also kind of looked at your blog and now I accidentally ship Frostwolf as well. OOPS.)

Aug 20, 20122 notes
#Destiel #Megstiel #Supernatural
this is spiffy shit here: imagine being one of the first teenage girls to ever see romeo and... → spiffings.tumblr.com

spiffings:

cirvihi:

spiffings:

cirvihi:

spiffings:

imagine being one of the first teenage girls to ever see romeo and juliet back in the day and tybalt shows up first, being all fancy with his swordsmanship and just basically being badass and hot and it’s just swoon after swoon but then mercutio shows up and you’re like “hot a what” and he is the…

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPPED TYBALT AND MERCUTIO.

HOLY FUCK.

No seriously. Reading through the sword-fight scene freshman year of highschool.

HNNNNNG.

ARE U EVEN FUCKIGN KIDDING ME RN I SHIP MER-EVERYONE BECAUSE THERE IS SUBTEXT EVERYWHERE OK WITH EVERYONE SHAKESPEARE SHIPPED MER-EVERYONE

MERCUTIO IS THE BICYCLE OF ROMEO AND JULIET. 

EXCEPT HE IS ALWAYS ON TOP

THE WORLD IS HIS BICYCLE

A PLAGUE O’BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!!

Aug 20, 201231 notes
#Romeo and Juliet #Mercutio #Tybalt #Romeo #((I CAN'T BE TAMED))
this is spiffy shit here: imagine being one of the first teenage girls to ever see romeo and... → spiffings.tumblr.com

spiffings:

cirvihi:

spiffings:

imagine being one of the first teenage girls to ever see romeo and juliet back in the day and tybalt shows up first, being all fancy with his swordsmanship and just basically being badass and hot and it’s just swoon after swoon but then mercutio shows up and you’re like “hot a what” and he is the…

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPPED TYBALT AND MERCUTIO.

HOLY FUCK.

No seriously. Reading through the sword-fight scene freshman year of highschool.

HNNNNNG.

ARE U EVEN FUCKIGN KIDDING ME RN I SHIP MER-EVERYONE BECAUSE THERE IS SUBTEXT EVERYWHERE OK WITH EVERYONE SHAKESPEARE SHIPPED MER-EVERYONE

MERCUTIO IS THE BICYCLE OF ROMEO AND JULIET. 

Aug 20, 201231 notes
#I want to ride my bicycle #I WANT TO RIDE MY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
this is spiffy shit here: imagine being one of the first teenage girls to ever see romeo and... → spiffings.tumblr.com

spiffings:

imagine being one of the first teenage girls to ever see romeo and juliet back in the day and tybalt shows up first, being all fancy with his swordsmanship and just basically being badass and hot and it’s just swoon after swoon but then mercutio shows up and you’re like “hot a what” and he is the…

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPPED TYBALT AND MERCUTIO.

HOLY FUCK.

No seriously. Reading through the sword-fight scene freshman year of highschool.

HNNNNNG.

Aug 20, 201231 notes

deceiver-of-fools:

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cirvihi replied to your post: cirvihi replied to your post: (Re-sending because…

Well, alrighty then Mr.Laufeyson. If you change your mind, you know when to find me. I would also like to note that I find it interesting that you have picked up the human quirk of using smiley faces.

Nay, just the one. It seems to portray my facial expression more adequately for those not intelligent enough to pick up on my written tone.

Observe;

>:I

Glad to see you consider me lacking in the intelligence department then. That was sarcasm by the way; need I illustrate with a face of my own?

:/

Aug 20, 20121 note
#cyanide kisses
Aug 20, 20128,315 notes
#Castiel #Steve Rogers #Captain America #Supernatural #Avengers

500daysofmoose:

Seriously pissed that I can’t go through the Destiel, Sabriel, or Wincest tags without seeing a bunch of bullshit ship wars.

You want to play in the major leagues of a fandom?

Then have some fucking respect and shut the hell up.

Which is why my response to shipping wars will always be

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Aug 20, 20123 notes
Reblog with your desktop background, no cleaning

maikeru-fasubendaa:

suavebadass:

scamwow:

robert-downey-jrs-asss:

princessu:

communistdracula:

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oh well i guess my desktops kinda boring

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oops

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oops

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oF COURSE THIS THING POPS UP WHILE TRANSITIONING

FUCK

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you guys are all posting your fancy desktops and i’m all

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Skyrim screenshots make awesome backgrounds.

Aug 19, 201215,088 notes
#Desktop Background #Meme #Skyrim

500daysofmoose:

cirvihi:

500daysofmoose:

I think I’m actually going to go to bed.

*Peeks at posts on dashboard.*

LIES.

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…Okay, so you have inadvertently convinced me that Mark Pellegrino is fabulous.

Yes. Good.

Aug 19, 20124 notes

500daysofmoose:

I think I’m actually going to go to bed.

*Peeks at posts on dashboard.*

LIES.

Aug 19, 20124 notes

spiffings:

tehkukikookie:

spiffings:

CAKE FLAVORED VODKA IS SO STRON G

IT’S SO STRONG I HAVE TO HOLD MY BREATH IN MY NOSE BECAUSE IF I DRINK IT AND INHALE THROUGH MY NOSE MY BRAIN STARTS TO IMPLODE OMG

BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE CAKE I NEED TO KNOW THIS

 Y ES AT FIRST BUT THEN IT JUST BURNS AS IT SLITHERS DOWN YOUR THROAT BUT YES

DON’T LET THE GENTLENESS OF IT’S SMELL FOOL YOU IT’S A ROBOT IN DISGUISE

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Aug 19, 201212 notes
#What am I doing with my life #send help
Aug 19, 201272,562 notes
#Homestuck #Fandoms #HOMESTUCK FEELS
Aug 19, 20126,667 notes
#Seagulls #Squirrels #Surprising predation #DAMN NATURE #YOU SCARY
I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP (Supernatural)

(First off, SIS DON’T LOOK HERE, THERE ARE SPOILERS, WAIT TO CATCH UP OKAY?!?! ssshgotosleep.)

So for the longest time I had trouble finding a non-canon, pseudo-canon, questionably-canon Supernatural ship I liked. I tried, I really did, but I just couldn’t bring myself to like any of them. Not only that, but since the Season 5 finale (WHICH WAS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND I SHALL POST ABOUT THAT LATER,) I had started to lose interest in the show.

AND THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HAPPENS:

CASTIEL, WHAT?!?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

CASTIEL YOU SLY, SEXY MOTHERFUCKER.

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YES, GOOD. GO GET HER YOU SLY DOG.

I realize that this is probably the most unpopular ship in the fandom for many reasons (some of which, admittedly, are quite fair,) BUT I GIVE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS.

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MEGSTIEL.

MEGSTIEL GUYS.

I SHIP IT.

SO FUCKING HARD.

HNNNNNNNNNG.


Aug 18, 201213 notes
#Megstiel #Castiel #Meg #Supernatural #YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW #I'M SHIPPING IT #GO GO MEGSTIEL

you-me-and-loki:

Watch Doctor Who, they said.

Watch Sherlock, they said.

Watch Supernatural, they said.

They’re great shows, they said.

They’ll be fun to watch, they said.

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-Quiet sobbing pending…-

Aug 18, 201228,674 notes
#FANDOMS
Aug 18, 201249 notes
#NSFW #Dick #Dick Deer #TALLY-HO MOTHERFUCKERS
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Aug 18, 201229,925 notes
#Kitten #Cute #Holy fuck #That shit is adorable

perfecthobrien:

Cas, I fucking love you.

So accurate it hurts.

Aug 16, 20123 notes
#Castiel #Supernatural #Cas
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