July 2012
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deceiver-of-fools:
Minor hitch, nothing to worry about…. nonetheless my complete return will be delayed for another week or so.
In the meantime, I shall be here for the day and demand entertainment.
Again, nothing to worry about. Small explosion. That’s all.
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Small. Yes.
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spiffyrock21:
cirvihi:
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spiffyrock21:
i think the dark brotherhood is going to come and kill me because they found out that i want some of their members to start making out with each other
on that note cicero and gabriella should kiss *stabbed*
As long as Cicero isn’t a virgin. Because you know how Gabriella feels about Unicorns:
i’m still having trouble not laughing...
Sk8tr Look
mechanical-fear:
So over the past few weeks I guess I have changed my style to be more “Staker/Hippie” where all my clothes look like I got them from a Zumies only Goodwill, and well…I look fantastic but I am not so happy about the judgements that others give to me. Twice I have been refused service at a very public coffee shop (yeah starbucks) and needless to say I am a bit pissed. Attire...
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spiffyrock21:
spiffyrock21:
i think the dark brotherhood is going to come and kill me because they found out that i want some of their members to start making out with each other
on that note cicero and gabriella should kiss *stabbed*
As long as Cicero isn’t a virgin. Because you know how Gabriella feels about Unicorns:
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ladynefrodiel:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
michelleisnotonfire:
theonewhowrites:
loki-dokey:
postordiea:
bendydicks:
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
